[anxiously hopes u consider me a friend]
He’s not Maura
is your face from mcdonalds? cause im loving it
OITNB cast for Elle Magazine
when your teacher gossips about other teachers
You know sweatpants?
In Australia we call them trakky-dacks.
im starting to think you aussies are just fucking with us
we actually aren’t and that’s the horrendous part.
In the United States they don’t say I love you they say “you got kik?” And I think that is beautiful
a straight man: hey dude
# Jane outing Maura