sometimes i wanna be top
and sometimes i wanna be bottom
look at that fancy fuckin bunkbed jesus christ. back in my day, there were no stairs for easy access to the top. the road to the top bunk was a vertical fucking climb of wooden slats that you had to scramble to find purchase on. the one that made it to the top was not only a victor, but a survivor
shippers that respect actors (◕‿◕✿)
shippers that respect who the actors are dating (◕‿◕✿)
shippers that aren’t douche bags (◕‿◕✿)
that’s it that’s the whole argument.
That’s literally the best way i’ve ever seen to describe it.
"go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today"
… he just slapped a fucking cobra.
Audrey Hepburn on the set of Funny Face in Paris, France, 1956.
Sophia Loren, c. early 1960s
you had me at “hello” and you lost me at “i think your friend is cute”
when you clean your glasses and they go from like 280p to 1080p